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char char char

posted 5 years ago by eucalyptusandus (673)
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what was i watching in the cinema last night? Was it a video of a cutesy girly strip club? *pegs drink at screen* *(ah shit now i can't see the fucken words on the screen - oh wait that was just a fun time I missed)* okay what are we watching again... It's Suits! Fun. I have a photographic memory too said no one ever. Oh no wait, Austin Powers? Ah shit I'm just fucken lost now. ...He's hot. So's she.... Hm aren't we all. They called it Charlie's Angels but i barely remembered that after the pop song to finish it as a hit 'teenage chick flick'. A comedy parody of Charlie's Angels???? A fucking sociopath or few? ..offending people that are still and always will be in love with a classic (including the cast... but shit ever heard of WALKING OUT ... ah shit they had em on fucken contracts... where was the Suits lawyer when ya needed him to remember the fucking loophole that didn't exist ahahaha.)... and a bunch of soon to be confused teenagers listening to their Mums tell them how much of a great movie the original was before they went to see it so end up pretending to like a seriously fucked up movie. AHAHAHAHA. WHAT THE FUCK. I call bull shit. Stolen Movie Rights. Poor Lucy Lu, Barrymore, and Diaz. Just an old classic with an easy goin contract lawyer? Fun. Bear with me now while I give you a tip hollywood classics who I love and would never fucken advise - but if you can go back in time and create a paradox where we didn't have to watch that 'flick' that stole the Charlie's Angels name.

Hi Charlie, I miss you.

[–] actionkamen (23176) 5 years ago

Finishing what garble star whishing you upon land of the hawks... really, bothering someone - somewhat stupendious rarity?? I mean, yeah Joshua was a man of random dice 989 throw it all on Vegas but I couldn't think that vilify madness supply dogs are even THAT important. You know, usually men are things that The Matrix 4 ridiculously parody monsiour miracle works... finland norway I don't care, you must find tour de france in the world of Joker (2019) and Terminal final countdown. I LIKE WTF?! At least that 'frozen' that smile reprimand firetruck didn't mean that Austria was irregular. Vulnerable mandatory Ford *Esperanto* won't make him/her TOTALLY unreaseonablo.

[–] eucalyptusandus (673) 5 years ago

must be just another lunatico. ahahahahahah. flush 400, that's why ya don't gamble kids. A TREASURE FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN! wait spin it again. (what the fuckery is this?) OMG ITS BLACK YAAAAAS. I'LL RULE YOU! diamonds are a girls best fucking friend. ahahahahaha. capiche?

[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 5 years ago

actionkamen 😂

[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 5 years ago

Most promising new poster? Already best poster ever?

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

what is he talking about?

[–] chilidoggg (14439) 5 years ago

He just watched "Y Tu Mama Tambien" for the six thousandth time and this is what happens.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

that would explain it.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

No clue. Can't decifer(?) it. Dunno how to respond. No interest.

[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 5 years ago

Hi can I get a 6inch Italian herbs and cheese, with cheddar cheese, turkey and bacon, toasted with cucumber, lettuce, tomato, honey mustard.

And make that a meal with BBQ chips. Thanks

[–] eucalyptusandus (673) 5 years ago

NOOOOOOO 3 burgers 3 fries and 3 cherrie pies arhhhhhhhhhhhhh the paain

[–] eucalyptusandus (673) 5 years ago

All for me Charlie. ahah

[–] eucalyptusandus (673) 5 years ago

WELL THE BAD GUY DIED AT THE END OF THAT SHIT SHOW. GUESS WE CAN ALL SLEEP AT NIGHT NOW. AHHAHAHA BYE CHARLIE. SEE YOU IN ANOTHER LIFE. AHAHAHHA NOT THAT WE HEARD FROM YOU IN ANY OF THAT. AHAHAHHAHA O.G. call the next one Molly's Angels Hollywood hahahahah