What are some things you should NEVER say in a job interview?
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shareAlright, who cut the cheese?
shareIt’s not that I’m lazy it’s just that I don’t care.
shareI've never had much luck with yelling "DERP!" and cutting off the interviewer every time he starts to speak.
share"I'm bored. Wanna have sex?"
shareI'm a very Woke and PC correct human being. I would be an asset to your capitalist enterprise. You should know that I will need days off as I observe every religious holiday as well as custom from every culture and religion. You will also have to provide me space to slaughter a goat once in a while. By my calculations I will need 368 days off a year, but don't worry, you can owe me.
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