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Let's all get very seductive...


With the worst 'romantic' movie lines ever! I'll start...

'You complete me'

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"It's turkey time. Gobble gobble..."

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Hawt stuff!

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And now for something completely different, One of the best romantic exchanges in movie history...

*Han Solo is being lowered into a carbonite freezing unit for a terrifying torture...

Leah: I love you!

Han: I know

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Maybe THE best

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I once told some friends some girl was the Paragon of my Amorous Intentions. They thought that was pretty funny.
Problem is I never put my Intentions into Action. Seriously. The more I was knocked out by a gal, the more I couldn't conceive of trying to be close with her. It's like the woman had to make the first move before I would do anything, and a lot of women won't do that. I really had this girl ready for me, but I'd just freeze. So disappointing. Fear of success, I guess.

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I understand, fear of rejection was always pretty intense...I got shot down more often than a Japanese Zero, believe me!

Funny thing though, fear is a mind crippler...turn that switch off and dive in...
An awesome lady is out there and she's all yours if you are bold and treat her well👍

Not that anyone needs dating advice from a pug ugly Irish fellow but here we are lol

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I'm kind of old these days. Funny how sometimes I'll have a nice conversation with a young lady and I feel kind of helpless because they are SOO much younger than I. Not that I'm lusting after them as much as the Reality of the situation is so freeking obvious. Were we within ten years or so of age it might be considered an opening to flirtation. Now I imagine they are simply relieved that I'm polite and speak to them like a peer.
So whatever. I'm no stranger to being alone so I try to not let it get to me.

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It bugs me to hear the part about 'no stranger to being alone...'

We all deserve a mate and a warm friend in bed on a cozy winter night...you always seem quite likable and reasonable to me...I can't imagine that quite a few ladies wouldn't feel the same way

I'm very ugly and I managed to hit the lady lotto...You can do the same Amigo, just never quit

I like you snepts..NEVER give up on yourself and maybe focus more on 'mature' ladies...the teeny-boppers are probably not the thing for us older dudes

A hot mature lady never goes out of style👍
Best wishes Amigo

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When it comes to younger women, it's not that I seek them out but sometimes they are bartenders or co-workers so it's easy to meet and chat. Sometimes they are so open and friendly I just wish I could get to know them a little better. I'm sure they like me because I'm safe.
I met a woman yesterday, a co-worker, who's fairly close to me in age and didn't have any rings on her fingers. I was hoping we might share the same client, but I don't think that's going to happen.
Like I said, I just keep ambling along, trying to make the best of it. It's not so bad.

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And I'll just keep my fingers crossed for you...I don't know how I'd survive these damned 4 month New York winters without a sweet woman in my bed!

Best of luck my friend...I'd bet you see a hot lady everyday that wants a decent guy...such is romance!

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If I can give you any advice, don't try too hard, stop looking, be yourself and make em' laugh.

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Thanks. Not looking for advice, just being frank. Almost wish I wasn't so candid, but I guess that's where I went. I'm o-k, not really looking but haven't given up either.

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A good bit of humor is the skeleton key that opens nearly any door...with a face like this I usually go with the comedy😂

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"Get the butter."

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If I bend over to grab the butter dish please don't do anything weird!

I'm sure we can still have a few more tangoes in Paris

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