I think that Nuns should be tanned
If Catholic nuns continue to dress the way they do, what with their strange headgear and overall boring attire, they'll get ZERO attention from me. If on the other hand they start working hard on their appearance, I might show mercy to a particular hot nun and agree to go on a date.
However, and I can't stress this enough: No fat chicks! So American nuns need not apply.