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Fabric softener that smells like cotton candy and old whores?


Any of you domestic gods or goddesses come across this? Thanks in advance 👍

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I’m going to hate myself in the morning for asking. 🙇‍♀️On second thought why in the hell am I even replying, but how do old whores smell like? 🥴Have you been acquainted with any?🤷‍♀️You sure do know how to stir the caca 💩!

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You respond cause you carry that big wood spoon around with you so you can make sure it's good and stirred if I'm busy😂

Cheap old lady perfume 😉

HEY! were you in my neighborhood this afternoon???

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Why do you ask? Did you get a whiff of cheap old whore perfume? BTW, just because I carry a wooden spoon (to rap you on the noggin) why do you equate me with an old whore who wears cheap parfum? Some old ladies may wear cheap perfume because that’s all they can afford....doesn’t make them old whores. FYI, I wear Chanel #5 and Elizabeth Arden’s Red Door Parfum.

No, I wasn’t in your neighborhood unless you were at the casino....I won $1300.00 using only $40.00. Love those Blazing Sevens! I now have more than enough for my little doggie who will be birthed next month...if it’s a baby girl. If not, I’ll wait until another girl comes along. I would adopt from our great climate controlled humane center, but the little doggies are difficult to obtain. My husband is unable to tend to one other than feeding. I plan on a litter box and wee wee pads for this one. A Yorkie who will bring joy into the home. I’ve had Yorkies through the years since the 70’s. Also, a blasted chow who would have chowed on my 1 1/2 lb Yorkie. If there were several people in the home the only way she could find me or hubby was to smell feet! She was so tiny she couldn’t get her head back far enough to see our faces.😅

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https://moviechat.org/general/General-Discussion/5c13df6d4363bd53a8f1399e/My-whole-neighborhood-smells-like-old-lady-perfume

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This board is hearing its death knell. What does the bell toll for; it tolls for this board. Because the subject is damn fabric softener and old ladies who smell like cheap whores! Good Grief! No wonder people are leaving! The bottom of the barrel is being scraped.

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I really think you're being over dramatic

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Ya think? 🙇‍♀️I can’t help it...sometimes I do play the drama gueen.👸 I just miss everybody.😔

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I do too👍 but cut me some slack...I'm just throwing stuff at the wall. Sometimes it sticks sometimes not. Besides...I cleaned up the language for the most part...think I did that for my conscience? NOPE!
I did it just for you...you loveable octogenarian you😉👍

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Dang you! I’m not 80 or near it! Do you think I would be as raunchy as I am if I was that old? But, I’ll take the loveable part....you just don’t know how loveable!🥰 Also, I do most certainly appreciate you cleaning up your language. And...I’ll give you *all* the slack you need. You didn’t comment on my casino winnings....and no...I didn’t get it by being in an elevator!☺️

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Congrats on taking them to the cleaners 👍

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Congrats on the winnings. Just in time for Xmas.

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Thanks...it was fun. Two weeks ago I did the same thing. I put $40.00 in the same machine and got up to $2200.00 then it went cold. I cashed out at $1800. My husband needs some work on the pristine 2004 Toyota Tacoma Crewcab I gave him when I got my 2013 Toyota Tacoma Off Road. He’s a slob in the truck so it isn’t pristine in the interior any longer. I needed a heavier weight truck due to my back & forth trips to Florida. I added weight with the towing package and wanted a 4 wheel drive to add more weight, but not for $3K more!

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I like the clean linen scents. Gain is pretty nice. Nothing smells like cotton candy or old whores though. I'll have this in the back of my head next time I need dryer sheets.

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You and me both! Other shoppers will think I belong in the looney bin when they see me ripping open every box. I’ll explain I’m looking for the fragrance that smells like cotton candy and old whores! 😳🤪

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Trust me something does...that or there was an old whore carnival in my neighborhood 😂 where you been???

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I'd go with the carnival of old whores. Hell, might be a traveling thing and every town has one! Just dealing with all kinds of shit DF, too much.

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I saw you posted something about work...but deleted it. Sorry to hear its been shitty👎

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