True facts


Can't guarantee that these'll tickle everyone's funnybone, taste is too subjective.
This video and probably the Owl & Naked Mole-Rat vids might be OK for general viewing. The rest should be considered NSFW due to language and WTF moments. (That Duck video could be awkward to explain to a boss or youngster).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fio1NUxszhY

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That's redundant. All facts are true.

😎

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OMG! This coming from the man that gets his information from FOXnews😂😂😂

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I get my news from the onion.

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It's the best fake news in town👍

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What about true lies

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Jamie Lee Curtis looked H🔥T!

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Yes she sure did! As always

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Trading places!

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Freaky Friday! I want to get freaky with her ! On a Friday

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Man I want to suck her thing

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What thing ?

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What about half-truths & innuendos? What would Mark Twain have said about the internet?

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That was AWESOME!

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I think that is a pretty gross looking beast but also sort of cute in its own strange way...just like the rest of us!
I wouldn't want one for a pet for instance, but I'm glad they are out there, by night, eating grubs and such

I should learn to be less judgemental
Excellent life lesson SkyCoyote👍

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The narrator in this series usually does a good job not being judgmental; except maybe about German fairy-tales. But hey, who doesn't have some kind of flaw?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeFxdkaFzRA

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That thing should be in a horror movie!

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The phrase “true facts” is akin to the phrase “free gift”. The noun presupposes the adjective, making the phrase a redundancy. Not true? Then it’s not a fact. Not free? Then it’s not a gift.

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Jeez, don’t prolapse yourself, junior.

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🙂🙂🙂

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Beware syntax-nazis bearing free gifts...

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Ha😂

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You’ve been KANED. Welcome to the club.

It’s especially amusing when he makes a grammatical or spelling error in the course of educating his inferiors.

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Well, thank you kindly. 👍 I'm not usually eager to join any clubs, but there seems to be a vast throng of (mostly) good folks here.
I'll continue to not take myself too seriously.
Maybe Kane can learn to laugh at himself occasionally. I''m betting he doesn't laugh with others very much.

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To put it plainly Kane is a killjoy
He does have knowledge of music and films, I wont lie and I like that side of him...Hell, I've even managed to have a few polite conversations with the guy

But mostly he likes to jump out of nowhere and beat you over the head about spelling and stuff like that
Kane is an interesting but very odd fellow
Pay him no mind
SkyCoyote ...cool handle btw👍

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I've noticed that about him. Very much enjoyed one of his recommendations: Byzantium, could NOT finish another: The Company of Wolves. But taste is entirely subjective, so: no harm/no foul there.
The wet blanket routine does get onerous sometimes.

I've noted that MMC2 can be a bit pedantic at times, but the silly sunglasses emoji seems to soften that some. Makes it easy to go the 'water off a duck's back' route.

My experience has been that nobody is without some tiny fault or quirk & no one (so far) is without at least a dim glimmer of some virtue.

My username is in honor of a fictional trickster who's patron saint is probably Wile E Coyote. Seems appropriate.

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Yes, we all have our flaws, best intentions be damned and frankly, Kane is not really a bad sort...just moody I suppose but often enough worth the time👍

MMC2 is a favorite fellow of mine but I guess he does grind some poster's gears...i think we 'get' each other somehow and I love the guy

Ha! I have thought of Wile E Coyote when reading your stuff, which by the way is always top-shelf and clever
I meant to mention how much regard I have for you several weeks ago but did not want to make things 'weird'
Anyway, damn glad you joined our little operation🍻
Going foward I will consider you a pal

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Thanks, I'm honored. And a little bit of weird doesn't hurt (you're NOT getting my Bud Light...).😂

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Damn! I really wanted your beer😉

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Sorry. I tend to just get whatever's on sale. Although I do get the occasional six-pack of Fat Tire or bottle of Arrogant Bastard, I endorse the mentality of Robert Parker's Spenser: "Any beer in the fridge when the beerstore's closed is good beer.".🍺

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Quite correct🍻

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I’m not moving body parts or organs, I’m moving words, and I am your senior.

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OK, pops. Those kegel exercises must've done the trick?

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Ah, that's, perhaps, a bit harsh. If you've actually been around longer than myself, I hope you've successfully dodged more slings and arrows than I have.

As far as moving words, I'll give you this: if I ever needed an editor or proof-reader, you'd be a contender. Feel free to cordially invite me to piss up a rope if it makes you feel better. And it might be wise to make some token attempt to learn to laugh at yourself.

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That’s a double positive

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Is that like 'hopefully optimistic'?
'Confidently assured'?
'Happily sanguine'? Wait...that could be a vampire in a good mood, maybe.

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Maybe

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Maybe we can come up with some other redundant ancillaries: how does 'vaguely nebulous' sound? Reminds me of a party I can't hardly remember back when.

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