How do you be smelling right now
An hour ago... like a wet, fermented salmon.
Now... nativity scene.
Yup. Like muthafuc*n’ Christmas my brother, with a hint of cherry-lime mike’s. Don’t judge.
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Yeah? You into that weird shit huh?
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And lo! The three wise men didst bringeth the baby Jesus yonce loofah; and essential oils of cypress from Whole Foods, with whence to washesth away yon odor of salmon.
shareWhaaaa...? News to me. Hmph, and they called themselves “wise men”.
My pleasant aroma is simply due to the dank nugs I’m puffing on, although I do appreciate your choices of essential oils and scents!
This was before "science" was invented of course.
Ah the colonel's secret recipe blend!
i think we’re avoiding the most obvious question of all. Why exactly, did you reek of salmon?
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