If you got a rather off color PM from me... - General Discussion Discussion

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I got a pm from 'feat' overnight wanting me to do something that is physically impossible. I figured the pop actor was back.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Details!

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[–] Stratego (30581) 6 years ago

How disappointing!

"You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?"

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

My goodness!

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

such depravity.

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[–] FredBurroughs (21609) 6 years ago

How scandalous. What did you reply?

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[–] Stratego (30581) 6 years ago

I'm not going to reply to someone who makes baseless assumptions about me!

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[–] FredBurroughs (21609) 6 years ago

That's taking the high road, and all applause to you for not dignifying that cretin with a response.

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[–] Stratego (30581) 6 years ago

Yeah, how would he know I haven't got 207 already? Maybe even more!

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[–] FredBurroughs (21609) 6 years ago

He was a truly ignorant lout for assuming the number of bones in your body.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Yeah! She could be an amputee...I am👍

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[–] FredBurroughs (21609) 6 years ago

Right on. I'm just saying that in most cases you can never assume anything about anyone.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Of course I'm assuming NO ONE wants a pop actor bone in them😂

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[–] FredBurroughs (21609) 6 years ago

You heard it here first, folks!

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Take it to the bank! And if you're reading this pop...not the sperm bank👍

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[–] StoneKeeper (27087) 6 years ago

what amputation did you have bruh?

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Tip of left index finger👈

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[–] StoneKeeper (27087) 6 years ago

How'd it happened man? Sawing accident?

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Close...log splitting👎

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[–] StoneKeeper (27087) 6 years ago

ouch!

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Yup! Ended my guitar career...that is probably for the best however😂

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[–] GlenEllyn (21577) 6 years ago

I picked up on the feat/feet thing immediately. Mine was pretty tame, actually.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Don't be a party POPPER...I mean pooper...share that tame one...PLEEEASE!!! With sugar on TOP😉

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Lol got one from the feat last night asking if I wanted to have gay sex. I’m new in these parts, but I just assumed it was the pop tart ya’ll keep mentioning. Told him to get fucked.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Awesome😂👍

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[–] MissMargoChanning (6630) 6 years ago

Discussion with Deliciousfeat
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
14 hours ago

I immediately knew that it wasn't you. We don't like each other that much.

EDIT: Someone just had to try to make it about you and you just had to make a thread about it. Typical....

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

You're right margo...in terms of liking one another...we are parking lot hand job at best😂

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[–] MissMargoChanning (6630) 6 years ago

"we"? How delusional can you get?
While dreaming, try not to wear your hand or anything else out. You're all you've got! I have no doubt that thought thrills you.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

You said we...I'm just playing along lamby pie😉

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I don't like your chances.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Well it is lose lose😂

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[–] SkyCoyote5150 (1121) 6 years ago

There were a couple odd messages from some, apparently, be-sodded, er besotted apparent impostor. Apparently.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

A couple??? I think you are the first multi recipient! Please share the naughty tid bits👍

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[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 6 years ago

Just checked pms - multi-recip here

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

WHAT??? that's nuts! Too naughty to post? I'm finding some are down right vulgar...while others are more tame.

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[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 6 years ago

"Nice ass... what time does it open?"
-> 24/7 baby!

"I saw you walking and got a raging hard on, can you help me with it."
-> I'm non-ambulatory actually but I think I may have the tool to help you with that: https://robsmovievault.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/exorcist3.jpg

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

W😵W!

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[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 6 years ago

lol were you able to see the thread? Looks like it was deleted?

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Yeah...I saw it this morning. Got a few PMs...thought it best to post a thread about it...also served to put a bug up margo s butt...win win😂👍

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[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 6 years ago

re: your question, pop: This ass never closes... literally it does not close.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

😱

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[–] SkyCoyote5150 (1121) 6 years ago

I really didn't understand the one about the midget and the Boa Constrictor.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Midget and boa constrictor...tell me more😂👍

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[–] SkyCoyote5150 (1121) 6 years ago

There was also something about bicycle repair, but my rims are straight & true, thank you.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I'll give poptart this much...he's creative😉

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[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 6 years ago

I wanna see the physical rolodex these lines came out of

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[–] SkyCoyote5150 (1121) 6 years ago

Just an unscheduled wetware de-frag.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I'm wondering if the scoundrel is amongst us on this thread🙊

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[–] SkyCoyote5150 (1121) 6 years ago

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there's actually nobody out to get you.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Pop goes the weasle

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[–] SkyCoyote5150 (1121) 6 years ago

No. You pop prairie dogs. You trap weasels.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Not according to the monkey😂

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[–] SkyCoyote5150 (1121) 6 years ago

Can't argue with the monkey...

Am arguing with the mouse. Trying to update drivers and get handshake.

Whatthehell is "Thor Arthur 66ZZD" ???

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (77571) 6 years ago

I got 'Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?' lol!

😂this moron clearly doesnt know me...i want both duh!

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Right?! 😂

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Damnit! I was really hoping for bunny rabbits!

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[–] thewaitress (1616) 6 years ago

Knew right away from seeing feat that it wasn't you.

I got : Does it make me gay if I hook up with you? Or something along those lines.
I did not respond.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Well that was just silly😂

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[–] thewaitress (1616) 6 years ago

Tell me about it.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

It's the POP fACTOR😉

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[–] thewaitress (1616) 6 years ago

he's something..

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Like a piece of bathroom tissue stuck to your pant cuff😉

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[–] thewaitress (1616) 6 years ago

exactly. annoying!

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Why can't they all be like us?

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[–] thewaitress (1616) 6 years ago

Its hard to be THIS perfect ;p

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I know that's right👍

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[–] thewaitress (1616) 6 years ago

Hahaha :)

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