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Chicks dig me...


Because I rarely wear underwear😮

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Hunt out the unusual gear and give them the Aunt Jemima treatment 😉

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You don't? 😮

Can't say that a lack of underwear has ever been a draw for me, but I guess whatever blows those chicks' hair back.

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I think only you ladies fell for this...glad Margo didn't see it😂😂😂

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She prefers her guys covered head to toe in snow suits

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You rat! 😂

Looks like us ladies never saw Stripes. I know I didn't.

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How's about animal house or caddyshack?

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No. Not my sense of humour.

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What is your sense of humor?

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Tough question.

British, I suppose, but of the Monty Python variety, not Benny Hill. Douglas Adams used to make me laugh out loud when I read his books. Unexpected, whimsical, often dry.

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So not much of a comedy fan in general...that's cool. I was never much of a fan myself. only recently have I given it a second chance. But honestly it would be quicker to tell you what I don't like...rather than what I do👍

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I LOVE comedy! LOVE to laugh, love to make others laugh too. The bummer is I don't find a lot of it funny.

So what don't you like?

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Hill Billy comics...Sam kinison...fred armisen...Chuck lorre...Amy shumer...Joan rivers...Latin comics...puppets...Kevin hart...Jay leno...robin williams...Monty python...and YouTube pranksters👍

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You don't like Robin Williams or Monty Python?!

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Nope...robin tried too hard...monty not hard enough.

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"I think only you ladies fell for this...glad Margo didn't see it😂😂😂"
But I did see it. It would amuse everyone who saw Stripes. Glad I did. Had I not seen the movie, I may have assumed that you think you have something to actually brag about!
This is how I personally feel about the whole matter.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRVUe2Ha6dg

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I'm lovin every minute of it too tootsie roll😉

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I have no doubt.... [eye roll]

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I bet you don't...(eye winking)

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Except boxers serve the useful purpose of keeping your schlong out of the way of the teeth of your zipper when you go to take a leak. That's why I wear them.

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Sound advice👍

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Okay, Bill. I thought it was because you were crazy sniffable.


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cuz I'm FREEEEE BALLINNNN

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More info than we need to know. Why do you post caca like this? BTW, how would they know your nasty arse isn’t wearing tighty-whities or boxers? Just let the junk swing? I find guys who brag about stuff like this....are sorely lacking. And please no braggadocio replies!

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Silly...I was watching stripes😉 but it's nice to know how ya really feel😂😂😂

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QJPYt9W_prI

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LOL.

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Just to make sure I'm keeping score correctly. I am a...

Man that makes shity posts...has a nasty ass...and a small dick? Is that certifiable Dean?😂

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LOL!🤷‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙇‍♀️

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Don't sell yourself short

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I play the long game😉

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LOL! 🤦‍♀️🙅‍♀️

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Chicks dig me cause I make way too much spaghetti

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Chicks dig me ...
Because I'm friendly and non-threatening and I'm funny and don't hit on them too hard so they dig me and we don't have sex. Isn't life effing wonderful?

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Having the sex is kind of awesome my man👍 maybe add some flirt to the pretty great repertoire😉

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GEE ! I never thought of that !!

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Gimme some details buddy👍 what are your drawbacks...gotta be something besides just too nice...like...morbid obesity...face like a troll...old AF? If too nice and no game are your only problems...you are in luck👍 cause I'm obese...old AF...AND got a mug like a yak faced retarded monkey boy...and still have gotten more tail than a toilet seat! It's all in the GAME👍👍👍 want help? Want the ladies to holler aye papi? Hit ME up! 👍

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I like nice women and I like attractive women. When I was younger it was a lot easier to meet girls, nowadays I ask them if their Moms are available.

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So old AF...and picky👍 no luck with the moms? How's that sense of humor? Ladies dig the funny guy👍 generous? Not just with the cheese...you ladies know what I'm talk in about😉

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Yak faced monkey boy😆 yeah, can’t speak for all the ladies but I totally agree. Make me laugh and throw down the good d...that’s how my caveman scored me.

Also, this is a gross generalization but maybe avoid the Brandi’s and Bambi’s of the world... nothing good is gonna come outta that.
On that note...time to throw down some Sunday evening adult beverages. Go Brewers!!!

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I like you😂👍

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Funny is a fickle thing. You may be shouting loud bringing down the house, I might be saying subtle quips that are quietly hilarious. The latter I can do, the former, not so much.

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What are your opinions on prostitutes?

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I have no opinions on prostitutes. Everybody has to make a living I guess.

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Where are those quietly hilarious quips?

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They are said sweetly to lovely women in incongruous moments.

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It's a wonder you don't have to beat the ladies away with a stick😉

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lol

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I had two pieces of apple pie with Thanksgiving dinner. We are going walking tomorrow.

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what is AF ?

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As F***! Trying to cut down on the f***ing profanity👍 I'm thinking my potty mouth got the rumors started that I got a small c***😳

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I get it. Are you really that big ??

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-SK6gbhuEXQ

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I knew it! I knew it! 🤷‍♀️🙇‍♀️You couldn’t help your narcissistic self from the braggadocious claims!

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Come on sugar bumps...I'm cutting down on that profanity just for you...stall that hate.

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Hey 🍭 sweets, no hate, no how, no way. And, I thank you very kindly for your clean up. But, you do have to admit you sorta brags a lot...notice the jive talk? Been a long time and I mean a long, long time since the word sugar was something else besides what’s in my pantry!

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I don't brag I mostly boast😉

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That's a shame. You seem pretty cool, I was hoping you got laid on a regular basis.

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😂😂😂

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I always see little blank boxes so I rarely know what is being emoted? unless I copy and paste... but I hope you've had a great day DF! :D I assume you get laid often. ;p

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Three big laughing faces...that was hilarious! I do okay;)

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I'm glad! you deserve it :)

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