Chicks dig me...
Because I rarely wear underwear😮
shareHunt out the unusual gear and give them the Aunt Jemima treatment 😉
shareYou don't? 😮
Can't say that a lack of underwear has ever been a draw for me, but I guess whatever blows those chicks' hair back.
I think only you ladies fell for this...glad Margo didn't see it😂😂😂
shareShe prefers her guys covered head to toe in snow suits
shareYou rat! 😂
Looks like us ladies never saw Stripes. I know I didn't.
How's about animal house or caddyshack?
shareNo. Not my sense of humour.
shareWhat is your sense of humor?
shareTough question.
British, I suppose, but of the Monty Python variety, not Benny Hill. Douglas Adams used to make me laugh out loud when I read his books. Unexpected, whimsical, often dry.
So not much of a comedy fan in general...that's cool. I was never much of a fan myself. only recently have I given it a second chance. But honestly it would be quicker to tell you what I don't like...rather than what I do👍
shareI LOVE comedy! LOVE to laugh, love to make others laugh too. The bummer is I don't find a lot of it funny.
So what don't you like?
Hill Billy comics...Sam kinison...fred armisen...Chuck lorre...Amy shumer...Joan rivers...Latin comics...puppets...Kevin hart...Jay leno...robin williams...Monty python...and YouTube pranksters👍
share"I think only you ladies fell for this...glad Margo didn't see it😂😂😂"
But I did see it. It would amuse everyone who saw Stripes. Glad I did. Had I not seen the movie, I may have assumed that you think you have something to actually brag about!
This is how I personally feel about the whole matter.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRVUe2Ha6dg
Okay, Bill. I thought it was because you were crazy sniffable.
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cuz I'm FREEEEE BALLINNNN
More info than we need to know. Why do you post caca like this? BTW, how would they know your nasty arse isn’t wearing tighty-whities or boxers? Just let the junk swing? I find guys who brag about stuff like this....are sorely lacking. And please no braggadocio replies!
shareSilly...I was watching stripes😉 but it's nice to know how ya really feel😂😂😂
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QJPYt9W_prI
LOL! 🤦♀️🙅♀️
shareChicks dig me cause I make way too much spaghetti
shareChicks dig me ...
Because I'm friendly and non-threatening and I'm funny and don't hit on them too hard so they dig me and we don't have sex. Isn't life effing wonderful?
Having the sex is kind of awesome my man👍 maybe add some flirt to the pretty great repertoire😉
shareGEE ! I never thought of that !!
shareGimme some details buddy👍 what are your drawbacks...gotta be something besides just too nice...like...morbid obesity...face like a troll...old AF? If too nice and no game are your only problems...you are in luck👍 cause I'm obese...old AF...AND got a mug like a yak faced retarded monkey boy...and still have gotten more tail than a toilet seat! It's all in the GAME👍👍👍 want help? Want the ladies to holler aye papi? Hit ME up! 👍
shareI like nice women and I like attractive women. When I was younger it was a lot easier to meet girls, nowadays I ask them if their Moms are available.
shareSo old AF...and picky👍 no luck with the moms? How's that sense of humor? Ladies dig the funny guy👍 generous? Not just with the cheese...you ladies know what I'm talk in about😉
shareYak faced monkey boy😆 yeah, can’t speak for all the ladies but I totally agree. Make me laugh and throw down the good d...that’s how my caveman scored me.
Also, this is a gross generalization but maybe avoid the Brandi’s and Bambi’s of the world... nothing good is gonna come outta that.
On that note...time to throw down some Sunday evening adult beverages. Go Brewers!!!
I like you😂👍
shareI had two pieces of apple pie with Thanksgiving dinner. We are going walking tomorrow.
sharewhat is AF ?
shareAs F***! Trying to cut down on the f***ing profanity👍 I'm thinking my potty mouth got the rumors started that I got a small c***😳
shareI get it. Are you really that big ??
sharehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-SK6gbhuEXQ
shareI knew it! I knew it! 🤷♀️🙇♀️You couldn’t help your narcissistic self from the braggadocious claims!
shareCome on sugar bumps...I'm cutting down on that profanity just for you...stall that hate.
shareHey 🍭 sweets, no hate, no how, no way. And, I thank you very kindly for your clean up. But, you do have to admit you sorta brags a lot...notice the jive talk? Been a long time and I mean a long, long time since the word sugar was something else besides what’s in my pantry!
shareI don't brag I mostly boast😉
shareThat's a shame. You seem pretty cool, I was hoping you got laid on a regular basis.
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