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I would like to introduce you to my new girlfriend


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Please have some respect.

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I pressed F.

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I'm sure she's super psyched being objectified on MovieChat! Cheers!

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Tomorrow I'm taking her to Chuck E Cheese, NYC.

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She might want to wear more than a bikini.

Although, the kids would probably love it.

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It is a bit chilly.

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Have no fear, Pop is near.

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Shrinkage...just sayin๐Ÿ˜‰

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It's shrinks?

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It? I was talking about the boobies...

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Ah thank god. I thought you were talking about my big turtle down there..

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I was in the pool...I was in the pool!

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

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Guess you guys aren't ready for that yetโ€ฆbut your kids are gonna love it

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I'd say she's pretty psyched about being objectified in general๐Ÿ˜‚

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She doesn't go out with older guys.

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What did hownos say?

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keep her away from my 26 year old.

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Why did he delete that?

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I said my 26 year old son would be all over his "girlfriend." I accidentally deleted it.

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My new GF is making you nervous & excited?

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But your son might have a chance๐Ÿ˜‰ he has had sex after all๐Ÿ˜‚

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ouch !!

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That's what she said๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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She thinks a 26 years old is considered old for a man.

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you live in a strange world.

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You know, I'm getting to a point in my life where I need something more than just.. a good time.

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profound.

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Pop is getting upset!

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Is her name Palmela ??

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Principal?

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The word you wanted in the subject was "introduce", not "introduced". Learn the King's English, son. It can take you far.


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He's Italian go easy on him.

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He's Italian go easy on him.


I don't know who is that on my ignore list... Grazie Tante Hownos


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You going to put me on ignore? We were just becoming friendly.

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You were talking to someone...I have no ideal who it is, I can't see.

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idea

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Mamma Mia! Atsa some spicy meataball!


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meataball?

Learn the King's English, son. It can take you far.

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I'm quoting from the greatest commercial of all time, pop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48TewJlc6BA


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Jim Carrey (The Mask) also said it...

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He said "meataball"?


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Phwoar, Tidy bird and a nice bathroom ๐Ÿ‘

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Keep your eyes on the bathroom

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I couldn't help but appreciate the tile work ๐Ÿ˜

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I installed it...Iโ€™m a man of many talents...Heyyyyyyy๐Ÿ‘

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A true craftsman ๐Ÿ‘

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She's little.

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Tits?

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Her tits are fine. I meant her body size is little.

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I will fill her up

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