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As September 14th approacheth...


Let us spare a moment to consider our former MC-er croft_alice, whose addiction to Tomb Raider and Resident Evil was without end.

Alas his addiction to telling tall trolling tales was his downfall and he won't be here to celebrate the release tomorrow of some or other Tomb Raidery nonsense folderol or some such thing.

It is to be hoped that he enjoys said Game and that his fellow FB -ers indulge him....well at least we know NZer will be kind.

Sadly this may also mean that Croft Appreciation Day (CAD for short) on 31st September may be cancelled. I request that the honourable member MJF furnish us with clarification. The caterers must be cancelled, the cardboard cutouts burned and the Romanian tambourine playing trio sent home.

But in our darkest hour, let us rejoice in the knowledge that Tomorrow we will not have to wake up to a billion threads about it. #smallmercy

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I cracked up when I read Romanian tambourine playing trio.

Never did care for him but oh well hope he enjoys himself. :)

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I think he'll be like a pig in shit!
An annoying pig in shit. πŸ–

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I am very emotional over this.

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There is a helpline for anyone having trouble coming to terms with STRAWS (Sudden Tomb Raider/Alice Withdrawal Syndrome).

Our advisors are on hand to help you deal with a number of problems. Such as never finding out which copy he bought or how many Euros it cost him, whether the graphics were good or if there was a soundtrack by Evanescence.

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I miss the misspelling and nonsensical posts. Is there any hope for me?


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Thank you. I'm going to have to grasp at STRAWS for help.

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CAD πŸ˜‚

Wish I thought it was only tall tales. The last one anyway.

#finallyTR/RE-free

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I hope they were fibs, I really do.
Can't think why he'd even...

Anyhoo #Random?daysareover

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I'd love to believe they were, but I don't.

#nonsensicalanswersdaysalsoover

#brokenromanianenglishnomore

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I'm not cancelling the strippers. I'll just redirect them to my place.

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Errr... They were very specific strippers, just so you know.

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I have widely varied taste ;)

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cardboard cutouts of strippers.

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🍺 Hallelujah!

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And so say the majority of us!

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Drinks are on me 🍺🍻πŸ₯ƒπŸ·πŸ₯€πŸΉπŸΈπŸ₯‚!!

Where did we bury the body? And did we remember to drive a wood stake through its heart, cut off the head and fill the mouth with garlic? What did the autopsy find about the size of the victim’sβ€”I mean, the deceased’sβ€”brain?

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KILLER THREAD!!!

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We should go ahead with Croft Appreciation Day.

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I'm up for itπŸ‘

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I refuse.

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more like a memorial service

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haha, now i'm hooked.

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I see what you did there!

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Damn I thought I was slickπŸ˜‰

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RIP πŸ•

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Really? Had to do the emoji? I was feeling bad enough about using a punπŸ˜‰

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I wasn't aware he was banned over here at MC. Why did this happen all of a sudden?

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I was wondering what happen to him.

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You responded to this five days ago?

https://moviechat.org/general/General-Discussion/5b92a8c3a7086d00146f81ef/Croft-has-been-banned

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I thought you were talking about filmboards.πŸ˜‘

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Sorry for that. The title should have been clearer. He is still posting over there. The dog killing episode done the guy in.

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Really? Seemed like his usual trolling to me. I wish him loads of fun over at filmboards since I hardly visit that place anyway.

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