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I was once called out to a small rural farm in Eastern Europe to deal with an apparent domestic.
Oh, it was ghastly. I was lucky to get out of there alive.
did you trip over an axe ??
shareThat's the least of it. The massive gaping sinkhole that I had to clamber up while zombified ex-fiances and undead dogs were clawing at my feet and a gypo was firing BB-gun pellets at me while shouting about tombs and crops failing that year.
Thankfully on my way out I picked up a laptop that was in their outgoing mail by way of atonement.
Is this supposed to be funny? Ain't laughin' bud.
shareI'm sorry to hear that Waitress.
It is good medicine after all and might make you feel better.
It might but the joke has to be funny to begin with. :)
shareHere's one.
A father was driving along through the country with his two kids in the back of the car. He points excitedly up ahead and says "Looks kids, a flock of cows!"
The kids let out an annoyed sigh and say "Herd of cows dad..."
And he says "Heard of them, there's a whole flock of them right over there!".
Ah-thank-ewe!
I don't like that other either but its WAY funnier than the bs you started out with.
shareFunny is subjective though. I don't like Adam Sandler's comedy but lots of people do.
I'm not going to piss on them for their opinion on something.
Sorry about the nose by the way.
True, I forget how odd I am when it comes to the modern world. I like some of his movies but not everything. I won't piss on them either, not unless I just find it so stupid. I guess thats why I gave you a little bit of grief for that story because I do not see the humor at all. It didn't even make sense.
All good! If its a little scar, just gives me a bit more character :D
I'm sure it'll all heal up in no time Waitress.
Just be careful getting the Powerade down in future. You don't want that to happen again.
Right now, let's see what people's stories are about work related injuries here :)
Details. Even if you are pulling my leg. Make it worthwhile. ;)
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