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I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself

posted 6 years ago by RussellNash (2087)
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"What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger... and a woman". You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly 5 hours and 17 minutes we hit the enemy toast.

[–] RussellNash (2087) 6 years ago

Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk, this is Foxtrot Zulu Milkshake, checking in at 700 feet, request permission to land.

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Don't give me that, there were 2 crabs, they work in pairs.

[–] RussellNash (2087) 6 years ago

Quick, nurse check his penis! See if it's longer than mine.

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Of course I'm alright! Why, what have you heard?

[–] RussellNash (2087) 6 years ago

Why, Topper. That's so sweet. Why, with the three million that I won on this Lucky Lotto ticket, I can take this 2500 and just blow it all on hats.

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Blasted shell! It's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?

[–] ShogunofYonkers (77491) 6 years ago

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.