Something has to be done about this DorianGay!
Oh! He'll never be the darling of us, the General Discussion Board elders, who cluck our tongues, stroke our beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this DorianGay”!
His merciless and accurate questioning of our collective love of movies and our political correctness has left us all hurt, confused and bewildered!
How can we best this board Rasputin, this naughty yet brilliant and cunning 16-year-old mind?!