Long time ago, when I was a young man. Not a day passes I don't think her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over.
share*choking back tears*
...thank you.
Alright, ladies and gentlemen. It takes two people to run a concert: one back stage, and one out front. One man alone cannot do this. Wayne, you will run the backstage team. Milton, you are my liaison between Wayne's backstage team and Garth's front-stage team which includes myself in the booth. To the left and right of the stage are machine-gun pillboxes, M-60 Browning. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts. In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so.
shareDo we have to put up with this?
I mean, can't we get a better actor?
I know it's just a small part but i think we can do better than this...
Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago, when I was a young man. Not a day passes I don't think her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over.
shareOh c'mon!
Do you think im a gulli-bull?
Or even a gulli-calf?!?
Well, um, when I was 17, my little sister tried to borrow my Def Leppard record. I said, "No way!".
shareHello, I would like a take away. One kung po chicken, one roast duck, one pound of char siu, Mountain Dew, Pepsi cola, Yung chow fried rice.
shareWoodstock? That was quite a show, man. It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon... And that's it, I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.
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