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I’m pretty sure I’m MC’s alpha male

posted 6 years ago by StoneKeeper (27445)
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I never see myself as a victim, only an offender.

I never shaved.

I never cried in front of anyone. (Only America’s got talent)

I smoke and drink.

I can split a 4x4 with a single kick

I have a huge, hum... interest in the ladies

[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

I thought this was already obvious.

[–] StoneKeeper (27445) 6 years ago

If you only you knew the truth; I cry so much I’m front of the TV my wife says that’s why I drink a lot of water.

Let’s keep that private between you and me.

[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Dude, it's safe with me.
Carry on Teddy BROosevelt.

[–] MIchiganJFrogg (-35) 6 years ago

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[–] StoneKeeper (27445) 6 years ago

I'll just agree with you.

It makes me look smart.