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Thewaitress passes 500!!!


Gotta say...lovin this gals posts...spicy...smart...hilarious AF...GOOD FIT! Take a victory lap Hun...you deserve it✊

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Pretty sure she's a he Df.

Gratz either way!

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Damnit I always fuck that up! Oh well...guy gal ...great poster!

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Wish I would not have called him sweetie though...😱

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Trust me, she's a she. She's just one of the rare good ones. Just wanted to put your mind at ease.

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Not that it matters...BUT THANK FUCKING CHRIST! Called too many people by the wrong gender around here...would not want that to be a trend😂

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youre so good to me! :)

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You were starting to get some fans there for a second. I couldn't stand idly by and let some gender rumor ruin one of them's idea of you. I could tell DF was uncomfortable at the thought of calling some MovieChat catfishing dude "sweetie" lol.

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Not so much one...but I've had an unfortunate string of these events...its a wonder Frogarama will even speak to me😂

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Oh, you just meant you assumed the wrong gender. I originally thought you were saying you had been talking to some dude that was pretending to be a female.

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Yeah the former! It's all in the way some people write...don't believe I've been catfished...haven't been single since before such things existed👍

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I know right? I appreciate you so much for handling that rumor. He's done it in the past apparently, I told him you can't always be sure these days!

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Ol Charlie is pretty swell fella aint he? Digging his business big time...another good fit!

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charlie is THE best. I'm lucky that I get to wake up next to him every morning. :)

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Ha! No shit...first board couple? RAD AS FUCK you two! Married or just livin in sin?😉

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Are we really? That's adorable. OH BABY LIVIN IN SIN! ;)

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Pretty sure...
Always fun livin in sin😉👍!

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That's pretty neat if we are the first board couple.

sooo much fun DF :) Can't even begin to tell you how much.

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Glad to hear it...you two kids seem pretty awesome!
I'll do some research...see if you are the first...I'll try to be discreet!

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Aw, so do you! Would love to have some coffee and chat it up with you and mrs feet. Bet yall are lovely :)

Hahaha! Enjoy that research! Get deeply involved, screw discreet!

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Ah...whew! Kinda fucked that part up anyway😉
SIKE! I waited for your OK👍

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Hey! Surely you don't think guys can't be sweeties too, right? Right?? 😡

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Oh no not at all...they sometimes get a lil wired being called it is all😂

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Well, that's stoopid 😭

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Hey...put that mean face away😉

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Okay. This better? 👹

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Sorry cat...but you seem pissed...am I missing something?

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Nooooo, I'm just joking around with you!!!

😘

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Oh thank Christ! Putting out too many fires as it is😂 just so you know I have no phobias in those regards...honestly was more concerned for thewaitress...would not want to offend over a misunderstanding...one that I make A LOT!😱

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😂


You *are* a sweet thang!!

(Boy, some night I chose to come hang out, huh? There's a lot of crankiness going around. Imma blame it on the full moon. Or something.)

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There is some grumpiness...like my cat prior to a shave😂

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More like a cat being put into a bathtub 😾


MmerROW!

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Oh she would hate that!!, the shaving she LOVES!!! Gets this stress induced bladder infection thing...not bacterial nor viral...just pissy cat! Shave her...like a lamb...oh and Prozac helps a lil😂

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Hereeeee, Pissy, Pissy, Pissycat! C'mer, daddy's got some nice drugs from Cosby for ya.

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Oh irreverent...just my kinda humor!

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I knew it would be!

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And I try so hard to be aloof 😉

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Aw, you're an open book, fella 👍

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😂👍

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"But your honour I didn't rape those women. I just gave them some ludes and had sex with them, that's normal right? "

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"Honestly your honour, I needed those 7 prescriptions of Quaaludes because, ... uh ...

Hey, pull up your pants!"

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Reminds me of the Lou Reed song.

Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, "Hey, babe,
Take a walk on the wild side."
Said, "Hey, honey,
Take a walk on the wild side."

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Great song...not exactly helping right now however😂

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LOL!

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All woman, 8. Thank you! I always enjoy your posts.

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Yep, she's a living doll alright. I'd bundle her up and bring her home, but, I already got a bundle.

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Aw shucks cul :) I've got a bundle too, hes perfect. I bet your bundle is perfect as well.

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Yep, she'd bring her .35 cents from home each day for lunch in HS, give it to me, then eat .75 cents worth of lunch. Had to have her cherry sundae every single day.

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sounds like my kinda girl. I can't pass up a sundae!

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Oh, yeah, to this day when we go out to eat...she'll order thus..."I'll have the spaghetti with meatballs, a dinner salad with blue cheese, a glass of milk and a cherry sundae."

LOL!

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I love that! She's a peach Cul. I wanna have a cherry sundae with her :D

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Aw! Thanks so much for this DF :) Extremely nice of you and I'm undeserving of such flattery. I'm not much of a runner but I'll walk this lap and wave!

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Take it how you need to! Just thanks for being a GREAT sport! Keep the laughs coming!

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Well done

The Dean

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oh my, thank you!

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Congrats thewaitress🎉🎉🎉

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Thanks Dazed! :D

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Congrats, TheWaitress! 🍾🍴☕️

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thank youu! :D

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Congratulations,keep it commin'👍

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croft, thanks! I plan on it :)

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🎈🎈🎈 💃 🥂🎆 🎈🎈🎈 Well done, Waitress! Glad you're here!

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Thank youuu! I'm glad to be here. Its a nice place :)

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