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Deliciousfeets best friend. OR...Why you should join filmboards.com! K⚡PK🔔K do not enter!

posted 7 years ago by [deleted]
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First off...sorry folks...Feet is soused! Don't drink often...but before dinner I read...THAT thread. After that it was all "set em up country music...FEetsready to dance!"Drank like I was at a wake...and in a way I am! Mourning the loss of a person I thought a friend...or a site I thought was home. Sorry again...but what the actual fuck? Are we the type that speaks of killing dogs...with guns bats and axes...like talking about white dog shit? Maybe we are...but I like to think not! I like to believe that we are the type that honor the opinion of dogs being our best friends. So let me tell you about my best friend...Teddy.

Now some of you know this..and some don't...but Feet took a few weeks off from here recently to attend to some potentially tough shit in my life. What no one knew at the time or at all up until now was that Deliciousfeets best friend...Teddy the bulldog...proper name Theodore Sundance...had a scary health crisis! My big man had some funky liver results and it looked bad! Tatey and Feet were devastated and scared shitless! Teds 9 and an English bull...not a great candidate for surgery...and what if my pal has cancer??? Even one of the better outcomes was a funky gal bladder...up to 5 hours of surgery...the shit was looking bleak! But you know what mr. and mrs.Feet DIDN'T do? We didn't talk about guns axes or fucking baseball bats! Instead we loaded Ted Sophie Tucker and nelly into the range rover...left west palm...and drove our asses straight to THE Ohio State University Veterinary Hospital...and saved our big boys LIFE! And we prepared ourselves for the worst case on our journey...that was brutal! But today...Teds on my lap! And he's 80 pounds...so there is that!

On my sabbatical I was surprised and to be honest...touched...that so many friends from here were PMing me and mentioning me while I was away. I realized then what this place was starting to mean to me...and I realized that I could be an instrument for possitivity rather than only an agent provocateur...not to worry..I ain't gone Mormon or anything😉 just saying that I came to understand that this ain't the Deliciousfeet show! It's Moviechat...featuring Deliciousfeet...and shogun...hownos...GlennEllen,movieman,captainbucky,stonekeeper,Margo,Catbookss,AngularTurnip,bubbathegut,Frogarama,Michigan J,Dewey dazed...and so many more my drunk ass can't even keep up! You get the point...it's about US!!! And what we hold dear...and ibelieve is in jeopardy!

Now a lot of you know this about me...I DON'T name names...and that aint changed! But I am going to talk about a former freind around here...and the malignant cesspool know as filmboards that has corrupted him beyond reckoning!

Months ago a little dust up occurred when a board member joined filmboards.
I thought y'all were being rediculous! Acting fools cause a member was curious of our neighbors. Then I visited...couldn't resist! And WOW! Pretty wild shit! As mentioned previously...saw a screen name that...and I lie not...was pakkistanisandn!😱😱er...needless to say...I kept any talk of open mindedness

[–] croft_alice (12180) 7 years ago

What? Former?

[–] captainbucky (15252) 7 years ago

Of course you reply first

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

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[–] Moderator5 (1471) 7 years ago

They have their place, we have ours and some people hang out on both sites, which is perfectly fine. Let them be, please.

[–] GlenEllyn (21592) 7 years ago

I'm not quite sure about what all you're saying here since I'm at least two sheets to the wind, but I'm happy to hear that Teddy is doing better! 👍 Hang in there, buddy!

[–] captainbucky (15252) 7 years ago

Were you drinkinh wine ?

[–] GlenEllyn (21592) 7 years ago

😁 No, wine is not really my thing. Hard lemonade is my preference. It's my "beer" since I don't like the real thing. Cheers! 🍻

[–] captainbucky (15252) 7 years ago

I love hard lemonade ! It’s delicious

[–] GlenEllyn (21592) 7 years ago

And it sort of sneaks up on you - too late when you realize you've gone too far. Have you ever made your own hard lemonade?

[–] captainbucky (15252) 7 years ago

I have. That sneaks up too

[–] GlenEllyn (21592) 7 years ago

Yes, it does. But hey, it's fun! Tomorrow? Well...may not be so much fun.

[–] captainbucky (15252) 7 years ago

For me , it’s wanting to get frisky and listening to my favorite songs

[–] GlenEllyn (21592) 7 years ago

I like to relax and get silly. 😜

[–] captainbucky (15252) 7 years ago

Me too. I busted out an old Archie comic today 😁

[–] croft_alice (12180) 7 years ago

That explains alot.

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

BUCKY!!!! No wine...some beers! You been watching hockey?

[–] captainbucky (15252) 7 years ago

If course!! Wow what a hockey night

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

You Canadian?

[–] captainbucky (15252) 7 years ago

You know I am

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

What's with all these cool muthafuckas coming from Canada? Y'all gots something in the water?

[–] captainbucky (15252) 7 years ago

I ain’t coming from Canada. I’m from Canada and I’m stayin in Canada . Oh it’s in the water

[–] GlenEllyn (21592) 7 years ago

I don't blame you for staying in Canada. Sounds like a nice place to me.

[–] captainbucky (15252) 7 years ago

It’s very nice. Come visit me sometime

[–] GlenEllyn (21592) 7 years ago

If you don't mind my asking, what part of Canada do you live in? Province is close enough.

[–] captainbucky (15252) 7 years ago

Alberta . Thank you for asking

[–] GlenEllyn (21592) 7 years ago

Nice! When someone says Alberta I think of the Edmonton Oilers and Wayne Gretzky.

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Well...maybe when we both sober up..one of us won't regret it😂

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

And where ar my manners? THANKYOU kind lady for expressing interest in my big boy! The stories I could tell...I haven't been cursing a lot have I?

[–] GlenEllyn (21592) 7 years ago

Well, you threw a few words in there that weren't really necessary, but whatever! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I like to see folks that look for alternatives to curse words. Heck, make some up. They end up being funny and quite entertaining. Anyone can curse, but it takes imagination and creativity to come up with a substitute.

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

A few...sounds kosher! Couldn't have been worse than killingbdogscwith bats👍
Hey...you the onevthatvdraws those pictures!!! They're pretty cool...damnit! No sunglasses dude emoji😒thanks GlennEllen!

[–] thewaitress (1616) 7 years ago

Glad everything worked out for Teddy :) I bet he's a sweetheart.

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

He my big baby boy!!! But sophie tucker...she's my French bull...she's amshow stopper...I'm lucky!
I wish I had some pictures!

[–] thewaitress (1616) 7 years ago

me too, i'd love to see them :)

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

HEY!!! I have a YouTube channel!!! I could do that! You are so smart...thanks for hat brilliant idea! I could even put nelly on and that would be safe...nelly bites people!!!!

[–] MissMargoChanning (6630) 7 years ago

As one pet lover to another, I understand what you went through.
Glad that your Teddy is doing fine.

[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

A lot of good people here.
It's an actual dysfunctional functional family. Wouldn't trade it for anything.

I'm glad that you're big guy is ok. I have 4 dogs and know what it is.

As for the rest it's not worth it. Believe me. Been there done that.
If you haven't gone Mormon you can still do it for John Smith!

BTW why are Dazed and I at the end of your list?
Now that's some fuckin shit!

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

It was gonna be like a special gust star type thing...but I fucked it all up!

[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Now THAT would have been awesome!

We'd get our our own "tonight's special guest star" spot during the opening credits.

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

You know... I wrote..well decided to write...a screenplay about this joint...cast all us with real actors...nutty shit! Cast you as...shit...I think MCA...gave all my MIA homies the beastie boys. But you're not MIA anymore? So now I gotta recast...shit!

[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

I'm not dead yet! (may he rest in peace)
That's actually pretty funny.

Maybe somebody who disappears then comes back.
Yet is still hot as shit!

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Well I only got two chapters complete...lots of juice left...who you wanna be...but pick well...you like Buddha round here! But you can't be bette Davis...Margo roasted my nuts for that role!

[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

We have several running jokes on here on who I look like.

Rick Springfield -80's version
Adolphe Menjou
Liza Minnelli with a Tom Selleck stache
Gomez Adams (no idea why all the mustaches)
Keeping with the invisible man theme maybe Claude Rains.

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Well Frogarama is already Caitlyn Jenner cica 1976... So I have the androgyny thing in spades...although Liza with a stache is tempting...well not that way😉

Didn't chevy chase play an invisible man?

Rick is the best on that list...but you can do better I think! Dig deep...I cast myself as Herve Villechaize...go full retard!

Gonna crash mello my fellow! Hope I'm around tommorow👍

[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

It should be that way. just sayin tempting is an understatement.
I rock that look!

Rains was the original invisible man.
Tryin to keep it real with the OG.

I'll put some thought into it.

[–] MissMargoChanning (6630) 7 years ago

Rick Springfield -80's version
When I think of you, and it's often, that is the picture in my head....
Actually, I have more of a late 90's version.

[–] MissMargoChanning (6630) 7 years ago

"You know... I wrote..well decided to write...a screenplay about this joint...cast all us with real actors...nutty shit! Cast you as...shit...I think MCA...gave all my MIA homies the beastie boys. But you're not MIA anymore? So now I gotta recast...shit!"

Oh PULLLLEEEEEZ! Do that! Talk about wild crazy fun!

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

BTW why are Dazed and I at the end of your list?

I know right? What the actual fuck.

[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Looks like I ....errrrr....DF had a bit of a moment.

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

You did. And I didn't even get a capital letter!
Double what the actual fuck and 🍟

[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Holy shit you're right!

I'm not buying his special guest star excuse anymore.

We were just an add on, an afterthought.

Dazed is not an afterthought. The nerve of him and his feet.
BTW I bet his feet aren't even that delicious!

It's now on.
It's like fighting myself though! -edited for your enjoyment-

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Yeah it's on.
I bet he was all like " hmm is that everyone? Who else is there? Let me think, let me think ...oh right that bloke Derek and the crazy lady"

P.S This is a joke.

[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Thank you for the disclaimer!

At first I thought that YOU had gone too far.
Then I realized it was a joke.
But not until I read your disclaimer of course.

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Speaking of eating feet, did you ever have an ice cream on a stick shaped like a foot?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CFiN-LdFGXk/UoCuRyupcjI/AAAAAAAAFKU/heLfA7weK-E/s1600/walls+funny+feet+return.tif

That's what I always think of when I think of deliciousfeet...
See I didn't give him a capital letter! See how he likes that when he comes round with a hangover!

[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

I've never seen one of those before.
I always picture a giant chocolate foot. Kind of like the chocolate bunnies from Easter.

I don't think the op will be feeling too good in the morning.
Or should I say afternoon.

I won't even call him by name anymore!

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

I'm happy your dog is doing well DF 💗
As for the person who you won't name, is he the feeble minded easily corruptible victim that we must all feel sorry for and constantly forgive? Or a stupid twat who is a compulsive liar?
Ya can't blame Filmboards.com for this because he's been pulling this shit since day one right here.

[–] Stratego (30779) 7 years ago

You should drink less alcohol.

[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

He didn't even name you!
You'd be part of the "so many more".
Very disrespectful.
Easily top 2.

Boycot!!!!

[–] Stratego (30779) 7 years ago

He remembers me, he's just pissed off I didn't remember him.

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Is it better to be one of the "many more" or last on the list without even a capital?

Is DF still sleeping off those drinks?

Have you finished your needlepoint of the cast of Scrubs yet?

So many questions...?

[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Many more is better. It's not supposed to be capitalized.
Sorry I had to give it to you straight.

Possibly slept in the bathroom.

Having trouble with Perry's hair. I just can't get it right.
So frustrating!

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Glad your dog is fine