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A 85 years old man told me a joke the other day....

posted 7 years ago by StoneKeeper (27418)
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I work in a senior home and one of our resident likes to tell me jokes but the last one, I was not expecting!! It was quite jaw-dropping. Here it goes:

A sister tell her little brother Toto: ''Toto, you are way better in bed than daddy.''
Toto replies: '' I know, mommy told me the same.''

I mean, DWAM!

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

So Canada has a West Virginia too?😂😂😂
G😱😱D one Stoner!
You been busy? Got something new for us???

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[–] StoneKeeper (27418) 7 years ago

Man, I want to branch out my weekly thread on youtube but I saw some reviewers and they are way ahead of me.

I'll figure something out.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Sounds like you and I are in the same boat...so many ideas...not enough...knowledge?skills? I don't know...the ability to MAKE IT FUCKING HAPPEN ALREADY!!!😠 putting my shoulder to it this weekend!

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[–] StoneKeeper (27418) 7 years ago

Do it!

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[–] captainbucky (15252) 7 years ago

So Toto has sex with all of them?

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[–] StoneKeeper (27418) 7 years ago

It's a tighly woven family, if I can say so.

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[–] thewaitress (1616) 7 years ago

Toto stays busy haha.

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[–] captainbucky (15252) 7 years ago

Haha

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[–] StoneKeeper (27418) 7 years ago

Haha!

Hey, are you THE waitress? The one Charlie has been after for so long??

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[–] thewaitress (1616) 7 years ago

Yes sir I am :D

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[–] Culburn (3638) 7 years ago

Middle of the night a little boy in rompers appears at his father's side of the bed, shines a flashlight in his face, waking him. Mom is fast asleep across. "It's okay, Pop, I just wanted to make sure it was you."

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[–] StoneKeeper (27418) 7 years ago

HA! little sicko boy!

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[–] RussellNash (2087) 7 years ago

I thought it would be the inevitable pull-my-finger joke which seems so appropriate for an 85 year old man.

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