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It's for the cat lovers who send you stuff.
"Hello. My name is Barry. Do you sell telephone cords? My wife just made fun of me. It's a party."
Okay then.
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Another "Okay then" from SirPostsAlot to put things in perspective.
"You remember how things went last time? It will be like that, except this time I'll have a raving lunatic midget on me shoulders."
All righty then, jimmy!
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Thanks for the non-comments.
Maybe you'll see something on television to comment aboot and we can revive the discussion.
"You do understand that grand larceny is a felony, Miss Ryder, do you not?"
Strange thing for you to complain aboot, since 90% of your replies are non sequiturs.
”This space is for a random sentence.”
I admit, I don't always expect a metaphor to confuse anybody. And not all the pop culture references I make are recognised by everyone.
"We have not been able to sleep at night for a while because of this."
Thanks, Jack! Nice of you to have my back.
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You're welcome. Glad to help, and okey dokey!
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That wasn't helpful.
"Sit on the donkey. Think happy thoughts."
Sorry to disappoint you, Jimmy. I'll try harder next time. Btw, what is that grand larceny quote from?
And here's something for you to enjoy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znqQY9wGgDE
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I'm not about to look. I have read your views on cats. I really am a cat lover.....
shareYou still shouldn't feed stray cats.
"Spay and neuter your pets."
Don't make fun of cats.
shareThat's like telling me not to eat cats.
Or me telling you not to make fun of Margot Kidder.
"Spay And Neuter your pets please!"
Uh yes. Don't do those things.
shareIn all fairness, I don't need you to tell me what restaurants I can and cannot eat at.
Do you like puppy jokes?
"Spay and neuter your pets because it's not fair to bring baby animals into this world that will be hungry and homeless."
You come off making two contradictory points. Kind of like I'm the head Wickerknicker. And you are the little Wickershams We all sing the merry tune of Stratford until I yell, "Turrah!" and then you all fall down laughing, and I join you, as I find it funny too., Would you be the Wickersham of Brumble Briar?And all right, here we go. Whippy-tippy tootoo, tralala-la.
shareNot at all. I can eat where I want. I can make puppy jokes. And I can give sound advice.
"For days, critics nationwide have demanded San Marino Mayor Dennis Kneier resign for tossing a bag of..."
Who’s saying you cant
shareTelling me what and where to eat is overstepping a bit, no? Croissant?
"What? Hold on, I'll check... Yup. The rabbit's eating. Mmm. Your pankillers must taste good."
Yes i agree. You can have a big bowl of brunch if you can't decide between breakfast and lunch
shareGood, because some people eat cows and some people eat cats and some people eat genetically modified crops. If I want to eat at the Human Garden, that's my business.
"Don't ever slap me again, Archie, you bigot!"
And if I want to eat some tasty butter nummmers where I put a stick of butter between two pop tarts and sprinkle with coco that is my business.
shareJust remember NOT to accept any cats without feet. They could be raccoons, and you don't want no coons. Trust me.
"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable while I go ahead and locate the head of HR for you."
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a cat!”