Confession
Confession is relieving for us all. What have you done, thought, felt that you have not broached to others? From what do you want to unburden yourself?
shareI have always thought that Aliens is a much better movie than Alien.
I never liked Monty Python's Flying Circus.
I loved The Firesign Theater.
I like ketchup on hot dogs more than mustard.
I have used safety pins as a quick repair for clothes I was wearing when I am getting ready for a date.
I prefer cranberry sauce over cranberry jelly.
I don't much like domestic cats. Lions, jaguars, tigers, panthers are a different story.
I cut the tag off the mattress.
I think that video games can be dangerous in terms of confusing their players about what actually constitutes reality.
I looked up the word "cyberdildonics" online.
I never really enjoyed John Wayne.
I honestly do not care about the president of the United States, and don't even want to know his or her name.
I think that lying is the worst idea that humanity has ever had.
Meryl Streep as an actress leaves me cold.
I think Woody Allen should have stopped making movies 40 years ago.
I never thought Bruce Springsteen was The Boss.
I hate assholes!
I prefer small, but very smart, cell phones.
I think that "normal" and "healthy" are almost never the same thing when applied to human beings.
I would much rather be strong than tough.
I think that the only thing that is more dangerous than nationalism is religious intolerance. Combine the two, and the world ends in flame, chaos and despair.
I need to be more open to, and understanding and accepting of, others who are very different from me.
You never liked Monty Python's Flying Circus? Oy vey!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-EjCxiaHbk
I love those wild and crazy guys!
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Nice post R_Kane...fun!
•I think EVERYBODY on the road is a lunatic-asshole but i break the rules and drive too fast with the best of them
•I think monogamy in marriage is well-nigh impossible though i somehow continue to manage...and i dont judge any of my 'cheaty-buddies' though society tells me i should
•I am simply unable to quit drinking and smoking...not very proud of that but i wont dwell...
•I have a fondness for 'bullet point' lists which seems to annoy everyone else in my life and i just dont care
•I find hunting and catching animals and fish for food to be a joy akin to getting laid or being high
•I hold the door/elevator for women but guys can go fuck off...then if shes cute i check her out as she goes through
•I like the way skunks smell when im in the woods...not up close mind you!
•I have a fondness for fire that alarms me sometimes...the bundle, kindling, larger scraps then the match...bliss!
•I like and enjoy all of the oddball posters here...even the ones who dont enjoy me at all
Skunk stink is vile - I hate the creatures
I have never smoked and barely drink alcohol.
Monogamy has never been a problem - chasing women is time consuming/aggravating.
I don't hunt but I grew up on wild game and fish - you catch/shoot it and I will eat it.
I like a good bonfire when we go up north.
My poor dead Pitbull 'White Girl' (she was rescued off the street near Yankee Stadium with fighting injuries, apparently tossed away as a loser...i named her that because she was the only 'white girl' in the neighborhood) killed a few skunks in my driveway...awful smell up close but out in the woods it reminds me of kiddie camping:)
Im aware of your smoking and drinking habits because i pay attention to the posters i respect...i dont mind that you dont do either cuz i do enough for both of us;)
Women are great...and annoying...so i get you there trust me!!
And ill be happy to shoot them and hook them if you wanna hang for a wild game feast you fun Canadian nut!
As for fires...yeah i love those...got 3 spots for fires right here and plenty of fixings
I know guys my age (mid 50s) who screwed up their marriages and now are back in the dating game. I would rather shoot myself. I tell my wife she's stuck with me.
shareYou are class all the way
Me...not so much
Thx bud!
Smart. Dating is dreadful. Stds and asshats are at an all time high.
shareI dont know K...
I dated a lot quite some time ago and i never caught anything...healthy as a horse tbh!
I respect the 'safe sex' program we all seem to be on now but honestly...i drive fast and take chances
Maybe i just like nice girls?
I did avoid slobs and known harlots...maybe thats why nothing ever fell off..?
I don't smoke
Don't like to be rushed at work
Love to live on a farm
Don't accept any BS from anyone.
And about drinking : i can't exagerate with that.
I think that monogamy is hard for most guys and at the same time most guys manage to maintain it. I think most guys have issues with lust. My view point on the religious aspect is temptation will be there but the test is whether you act upon your temptations or not. If the Biblical verse of (paraphrase) "if you think it that is just as bad as doing it" is the test then most of us are in trouble. For the most part my lust issues have calmed down as a middle aged man but have not totally gone away.
shareI respect your words and you seem a fine fellow Biff
But many of my pals run around on their wives and being married myself i can see why...
Still, your words ring true
Im gonna stick with this deal and not stray...
Im a loyal idiot i suppose and no quitter
Nice to meet you Biff
Thx!
nobody, I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog
Clint Eastwood
I never put ketchup on a hot dog. Actually, I never put ketchup on anything. Yes, I'm weird. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
sharenot even fries ??
shareNope, not even on fries. Like I said, I'm weird. The only reason I have ketchup at my house is for my children and grandchildren when they visit. One of my grandaughters puts ketchup on pancakes. 😬
shareHa!!
I thought of Eastwood too!
But I DO enjoy ketchup on a hotdog tbh
Hence my confession. I am an imperfect person, which means that I am human.
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Oddly enough some do, but it's still weird! Mustard and onions, man!
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I agree with you on ketchup/Meryl Streep/Springsteen/Woody Allen/assholes/cranberry sauce/mattress tags
I disagree on John Wayne
Nacho cheese sauce is also great on hot dogs. With jalapenos or by itself.
shareI cut the tag off the mattress.
No need to feel guilty or confess this. Those "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law" tags also say "Except by the Consumer." So you're safe. 👍 share
Yes, but most people don't know that because for years the tags only said "do not remove," and now you've undercut my bad boy image. I don't always mean everything that I write. Sometimes I write a joke.
By the way, to speak very seriously, I'm not convinced that most--or even many--people feel bad when they do bad things. They just keep going their own way; and there are obvious people who ENJOY doing bad things. That's why it's called "sin." That's why confession is good for us.
As Bender said in The Breakfast Club, "It feels good being bad."
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I hate assholes!
But we're all born an asshole according to biology! So do you also hate yourself in a way too? share
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Allow me to rephrase that, for the literal among us. I hate people who are assholes. Having an rectum, which is a physiological refrence, and BEING a fucking asshole, e. g., you, wouldbe wannabe unsmartass, are two different things. The former is a noun, the latter, a verb, as in "to be an asshole."
Stick with lurking. It suits you.
Now don’t be like that.... Not everybody remains a bit of an asshole beyond the first stage.
No attempt of being a verb definition in this case either. I'm only really stating a hollow fact of life...
I prefer 'shitass' rather than asshole. It's more couth. 😉
shareI won't comment on John Wayne. I feel it's better that way.
I used to really like this site.
I love Kraft White Chedder Mac and Cheese
I drink WAY too much
I don't always stop at stop signs
I rarely wear underwear
I like my dogs more than a lot of people
I like watching musicals and going to broadway shows