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You do know what James Woods is noted for right?


This has been known for years. Not the best looking guy in Hollywood so why do you think he gets the likes of Amy Lynn Baxter, Heather Graham, Elizabeth Hilden, Alexis Thorpe, Lauren Holly, Nicole Sheridan, Missy Crider, Teri Hatcher, Sean Young among others.

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Tell us..tell us you tease!!!
Wait let me guess...hes got HUGE talent???
Is that it?

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He has a huge tongue?

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It is said he would have put John Holmes to shame. No wonder he get some hot babes.

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When he was alive, Milton Berle was supposed to have the biggest shlong in Hollywood.

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Like I said in the other thread, size DOES matter. James Wood is no fool, he does not carry miniature candy bars!

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Of course ! He's reputed to have an I.Q. in the 160 range so he's been doubly blessed by nature.

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So we've kissed and made up? I'm so relieved you're not mad at me anymore!

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All is well! I just have a pet peeve where the undermining of our lexicon is concerned.

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See, you're just like all the other guys on Moviechat. Your teasing is simply a sign of affection! I knew you actually do like my self-absorbed, overposting bs!;)

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Does "Woods" imply that he has multiples of them?

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By the look of it, I'm sure he's got a 2-pack in his pocket!

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Guy could make a FORTUNE in porn. The world's first one-man DP. And for anyone here who is really a prude, you won't know what that is.

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I've never seen a porn, just performed in one. So I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Please don't pull my leg. It comes off.

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And for which company did you make the video? Brazzers? Elegant Angel? Vivid Video? Hustler? Enquiring minds want to know?

No, I don't know shit about the adult entertainment industry. Why do you ask?

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No, I'm fiercely independent, non-conformist.

What I like is when your common sense intelligence comes to the fore.

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Come one, it's ALWAYS at the fore. I have a feeling you haven't read all of my posts!

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No, I haven't but enough to see that you're a smart cookie. Just keep that ego in check or I'll have to slap you down and humble you again. 😉

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Well, if you do it right, I certainly wouldn't mind you slapping me into humbleness.

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And Sharon Stone also has an IQ around 160, so they made quite the brainy couple in Casino.

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If I remember correctly, her character in that movie was quite savvy. I can definitely respect that measure of intelligence but imo, her sex appeal is overrated.

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Her character was savvy, to be sure, but terminally flawed.

Agree with you: physically and charismatically not my type. Wouldn't say no, but wouldn't marry. Katheryn Winnick, on the other hand . . . .

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Strat, size matters, and as you probably know, but most of our male viewers do not, there are 3 measures to "size." Most guys only think in terms of length. "Heh! Nine inches! Bitchin'!" But there is also girth, which may be more important than length. If, when ready for action, you look like a 9-inch Number 2 pencil, that's not really "size." Too much length can actually cause a woman pain, but no woman has ever said, "Nope, put that away. Too much girth." The third measure is rigidity. Again, can't have too much of this. If pasta al dente is as far as you go, consider buying a wimpus, which is a penile splint carved from whale bone. Male prostitutes use it to fake an erection. If you're in Carborundum steel territory, you're good. To get to this level, exercise like shit. Rigidity is all about blood flow. If you train your body to make a whole lotta bloodflow, your hard work will give you hard results.

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Thanks, arcane. That was very...enlightening. I will add another simple wisdom that's best summed up by this slogan of a certain brand of chocolate confectionery. It must "melt in your mouth, not in your hand". I think a lot of guys here will agree with that.

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Timing IS everything. Especially long-long-timing.

As a footnote, and apropos of your candy metaphor, I've learned from experience that girth CAN be a problem for some mouths.

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John Hamm's "special purpose" has it's own tumblr page.

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Highest big mouth versus small brain ratio

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