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Stanford Study Finds That Children Produced By Incest Tend To Enjoy Items About Gossip, Rumors And Sick News

posted 8 years ago by R_Kane (15828)
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Professor Augustus T. Footbinder, chairperson of the University's Department of Social Psychology, today released the results of a 20-year study of the media and information predilections of children who were the result of incest: "They are drawn to the sensational, macabre and bizarre," he stated. "Hindered by limited mental capacity, they suspend all disbelief and eagerly gravitate to any media item that confirms their conviction that Fascism should have succeeded and that the shocking, sensational and repugnant should triumph over the educated, reasonable and civilized. They are, in clinical terms, sick puppies. They tend to seek trailers as their housing of choice."

President Trump could not be reached for comment; but then, President Trump is not a scholar.

[–] Jesus Christ (38) 8 years ago

Guess that explains the majority of people on this board.

[–] napsdufroid (2077) 8 years ago

So, what's the point in creating a totally false study done by a totally false department at Stanford, by a totally false professor? To get a couple of laughs?

[–] R_Kane (15828) 8 years ago

I don't owe you an explanation for anything that I do, naps.

[–] napsdufroid (2077) 8 years ago

Didn't ask for one, arcane. Asked a question about why you'd post false information on a nonexistent study. You really need to take a chill pill.

[–] MissMargoChanning (6630) 8 years ago

Thanks for a good laugh! I needed that after the day I've had.
Thumbs Up!

People gotta lighten up!

[–] Popcorn Kernel (2368) 8 years ago

I just keep thinking of Joffrey Lannister....