My idea for this thread is to have someone post a Bond actor and a character (villain, Girl, or some other supporting figure) from a Bond film that that Bond actor did not appear in, and then have the next poster say what would happen in the event that they met. This seems like a pretty good forum game, hopefully it catches on. I'll start-
Dalton's Bond and Xenia Onatopp
Dalton would angrily deny her sexual advances(for awhile anyway) then seek terrible, bloody revenge on her when he found out she was a villian.
I like this game, I would be happy to add one myself.
Moore's Bond and Franz Sanchez...
Moore's Bond and Franz Sanchez...Moore Bond would challenge Franz to a game of sport (he's cheating at), insult Franz over dinner, be revealed as a British agent much earlier on, but still disrupt the drug business blowing everything up.
Maybe catch up to the convoy on a horse. Plus he'd bed an extra two Bond Girls at least.
What no man Can give ya. And none Can take away.
Dalton's Bond and Xenia OnatoppDalton Bond, faced with Xenia's killer thighs, might work out an 80s approach to safe sex: take her from behind.
What no man Can give ya. And none Can take away.
I want Moore's Bond to meet Oddjob.
Imagine the quips!
Moore makes an inappropriate quip about Oddjob's muteness, and defeats him in a much more slapstick way, possibly involving a gadget, maybe switching his bowler out for an exploding one.
Connery's Bond and Kara Milovy.
Connery Bond discovers her attempt to slip him a mickey, turns the tables and has her take it, beats unconscious (or dead) every man who enters the room, whisks Kara away to safety, earns her trust, beds her, resumes the mission, discovers she's recaptured, goes after Koskov and Whitaker with Leiter, wages a massive assault on Whitaker's fortress, rescues her at the last moment, everything blows up, Kara and OO7 end up in a rubber dinghy, Bond fishes a bottle of Dom Perignon '53 out of the sea, comments he'll save that for later as he embraces Kara.
Dalton Bond meets Sévérine.
I'm motivated by my Duty.
Excellent post. Sounds like nearly as good a movie as TLD. I'll try and revive this before the forum closes and may post it on MI6.
Dalton would probably end up bedding her, but in a less sudden way. He also wouldn't miss when he shot at the glass on her head
Anyway, mine is Dalton's Bond and Vesper Lynd. (Dalton's Bond is interesting for this since he only did a couple films yet had a very clear cut persona)